February 2012
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str8nochaser replied to your post: str8nochaser replied to your post: So… what kind…
In the Android market, go to the fitness apps and see if there is one that will fit your needs. I also have my own fitness blog that I update fairly regularly designersweatbands.tumblr.com. I post my workouts, and many of them are ones I do at home
Will do. And it’s been followed. Thanks!
Shower then masturbate or masturbate then shower
str8nochaser:
ghdos:
averageassemu:
that is the question
Masturbate and then shower.
Masturbate in the shower.
Dual hand held shower heads for the WIN
I was just getting ready to ask why masturbating in the shower wasn’t an option. Seems like a simple solution.
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str8nochaser replied to your post: So…
what kind of phone do you have? there are fitness apps out there ans couch to 5k programs. a gym is not necessary for fitness. holla at me
This is me getting at you. HALP! Lol, I have an Android phone. Thanks in advance.
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So...
I didn’t do it. I was in my bed, being convicted by Geekers to go to the gym, and I got up, y’all. I got UP. Then I thought about how I’d have to put my bra back on. Then I thought about how since I was going to the gym, I’d have to put another bra on. And then I thought about the tour I’d have to take, the forms I’d have to fill out, the people I’d have...
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geekscoutcookies replied to your post: New plans that I had cancelled the old plans for…
up you get.
J/k I’m going, I’m going.
New plans that I had cancelled the old plans for fell through. I should get up and carry out the old plan. The old plan was to join a gym. Get up, Michelle. But I’m tired. … Get up.
You know what really grinds my gears?
Scrolling past those questionnaires that have 100+ questions.
C’mon son.
Not even I, quite the inquisitive motherfucker, is that curious.
NOBODY in their right non-stalkerish mind is that. damn. curious.
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Inquiring minds want to know...
Are you proud of yourself? What do you consider to be your greatest achievement?
Silence
lovepassiton:
مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ .. فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَام .. ! وما أجمل أنْ تضحك فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْ ..!
How beautiful is it to stay silent
When someone expects you to be enraged from them.
And how beautiful it is to laugh
When someone thinks you are going to shed tears.
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"Never underestimate the power of talk."
I’m a sucker for good conversation.
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theroyalenonesuch reblogged your post: Unlearning someone…
Best post I’ve ever seen on here. I wish there was a
Holy wow that’s quite the compliment.
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Unlearning someone...
(the idiosyncrasies, pet peeves, assigned ringtones, favorite colors, the way they say “fuck” when you’re doing something right, the way they say “fuck” when something’s gone wrong, the way they looked in that outfit, they way they looked out of it, the way they tasted, the note they said your name in, the fact that the person you just got introduced to has...
myearsarecold:
Yo.
I can’t wait until Suits comes back on.
Until then, House of Lies.
Watching it tomorrow.
I just checked out House of Lies yesterday. Loving it so far. That and Shameless are occupying me until Suits comes back.
Reblog if you sleep without a bra.
One of the reasons I’ve always hated sleepovers.
Anonymous asked: I love me some you!
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
itoodreamincolorandrhyme:
Please, please do it. Im curious.
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March.
Philadelphia.
April.
California.
May.
New York (again).
Praises be, y’all.
Praises be.
Me: I'm bored as shit.
Myself: You should get on Skype.
Me: I SHOULD get on Skype. It's been a whole minute and a half.
Myself: Get on Skype.
Me: I WILL get on Skype.
Myself: Wayment.
Me: What?
Myself: You ain't dressed.
Me: Oh. Well shit, I mean... I don't miss it all like that.
Myself: You ain't shit.
Me: I'm also not wearing a bra. Ya girl's still winning.
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Please don’t leave that way, not today, not today…
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I mean, 'cause like...
Naked juice is all fruit, right?
So, technically, I’m just drinking fruit, instead of eating it.
It’s not water, but… it’s not wrong either.
Right?
Right?
Does Flo Rida even have actual fans?
ghdos:
femburton:
How the hell does he keep having successful singles?!
I’ve been trying to figure this out for years.
University of Pennsylvania’s Spring Fling concert was RATATAT, Flo Rida, and Lupe Fiasco. I had to sit through Flo Rida’s set and I swurrtagahd, this is the conversation I heard going on behind me after Flo Rida’s set:
Guy 1: I fuckin’ love his...
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WatchI was supposed to record this last night, but I fell asleep.
So uh… here.
Any of my followers seen Spartacus?
If so, what’d you think of it?
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My dad likes to say, "Money gives you options."
…
I got options, y’all.
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eastwickg replied to your post: I wants to make a vid-joe. I have no clue what to…
Rihanna and Chris Brown
Hmmm… alright. Anything else? Going once… going twice…
I wants to make a vid-joe.
I have no clue what to talk about.
Suggestions?
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Scatter-brained... (my mind just been goin'...
I ain’t moved not one muscle, especially not in the direction of that door.
We got Samoas, y’all.
Let me get my ass to going.
Men <3
I’m over here looking for ways to spend monies I don’t even have yet.
But that should’ve hit my account days ago.
*Side eyeing the fuck out of you, TurboTax*
I think I’ll watch The Wire tonight.
Smoke curling out from...
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This drinking water and only water ain’t too bad.
I mean, there’s an unopened jug of apple juice in the fridge, but neither of my parents drink apple juice all like that, so I’m fairly certain it’ll still be there in 38 days.
One word, though: racehorse.
ANYWAY, about to make a fruit run to WalMart.
I’mma get strawberries and pineapples and bananas (S/N: I had...
Anonymous asked: lol that sucks but thanks for saving me the trouble of searching
Anonymous asked: before i even go through your archives have you ever popped those beautiful breasts out?
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College was...
Stressful. Fun times were had in between and I enjoyed the fuck out of the independence, but money was extremely tight.
Being a broke college student, I could handle, but college made and left me a broke person. Left my parents broke people.
That was anything other than great.
My job is great at times.
afreshbreathofsmog:
We got this janitor who isn’t all the way there…and has a thing for apartment guides and houses…
He comes in the break room showing me some keys he found and a listing for this development in Virginia.
I ask him ” why you got so many houses”…….he replies ” cause I’m rich”……..so I ask ” why you still working then?”
“Cause I want more money”
That shit made my day.